You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize