have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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