I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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