me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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