Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
love makes seman taste better
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
