Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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