I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I should be sponsored by Trojan
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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