I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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