What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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