she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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