found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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