So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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