cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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