And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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