CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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