And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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