Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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