I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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