the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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