I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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