When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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