porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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