and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
