dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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