so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
COCAINE IS GR8
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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