I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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