My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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