party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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