Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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