im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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