I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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