wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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