How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
