Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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