Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Is it because I queefed?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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