Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Randomize
