found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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