I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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