She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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