who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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