i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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