Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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