Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
