He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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