Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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