In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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