Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This toilet bowl is my home.
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