People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's Friday. Sex?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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