Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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