Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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