what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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