I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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