if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
