Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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