So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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