Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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