I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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