I wish I could punch you in the face.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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