i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
