I am in a vortex of obligation.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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